Post by THE DOCTOR on Feb 24, 2010 7:48:43 GMT -5
* he's not perfect, he's a victim,
OF HIS OCCUPATION, SOCIAL INSULATION,
( secret intervention, charge him with possession, i just wanna watch him make or break and beat them ).[/center]
HELLO! I'm the Doctor, and I need your help, fancy a trip in the TARD- oh, I lost my TARDIS; it's missing. Stuck in a time vortex somewhere and I need you to help me get it back. What are you staring at...? OH! Don't mind him, apparently he's my escort- yes, it's an alien, and no he won't hurt you- the most he'll do is scan you to make sure that you're human; which I'm pretty sure you are. The Judoon are Space Police, haha! And the woman, PCF Gwen Cooper? Well, she's as human as you can get, got a rather nasty bump on the head when I fell to Earth though. I think she might have lost her memory, she's very confused, but we can fix it; all in good time. There are more pressing matters that need attending too. Like the fact that MY TARDIS IS MISSING, YES MY TARDIS... I need that to save Raxicoricofallapatorius from the Ood; they're trying to blow it up again, yes... again. Oh, the life of a Timelord, eh? And if you think that's all I have to deal with then you are sorely mistaken. Quite frankly I am astounded that no-one else has realised that there's Daleks in Brighton and Cybermen in London- looks like I'm going to have to travel the old fashioned way! I know what you're going to say now 'You're the Doctor, can't you split yourself up and be in several places at the same time with your sonic whatyermacallit?' Well, no. I can't, or I could, but I'd really rather not try- at least not whilst my -it's called a sonic screwdriver, by the way- my sonic screwdriver isn't working too well. Every so often it decides to spasm and ends up drowning my ears in a very high pitched rendition of a Christmas jingle; just a few moments ago it was doing 'Jingle Bells'- catchy song that one, ain't it? What's that?... That over there... is that a..? No- it can't be, wonderful, just wonderful! I don't suppose you have any vinegar on you. No? Oh damn; thats the only way we're going to stop the Slitheen from getting up to no good. If I'm clever; and I'm not just clever, I'm brilliant- I can tell you that these Slitheen look like they're going to, GRAHHH NO, NO THEY CAN'T DO THAT, IT'S NOT FAIR- if we don't stop them in time; they're going to end up turning the Earth into a huge Diamond; no, it won't be pretty when we're all dead. AND THE SONTARANS? Oh, my day just got so much better already. So; I have no TARDIS, my sonic screwdriver likes to play high pitched Christmas Jingles and all the aliens I've ever met are trying to take over Earth one step at a time. Just another life in the day of the Doctor- but now I have you, and... I look like a right prat. now... where did i put my 3D glasses?
