Post by shelby alexandria merrick on Feb 19, 2010 14:15:22 GMT -5
Shelby A L E X A N D R I A Merrick
S I X T E E N B L O W N O U T C A N D L E S
Cliffhanger.Currently Taken by Scott Barringer.Not Trusting.Runaway.Molested by her Stepfather.
Are you PMS'ing or something? PMS isn't real Needy, it was invented by the boy-run media to make us seem like we're crazy.
How are you going to get alcohol?
I'll just play Hello Titty with the bartender.[/color][/size]
I cant believe I said I'd lay our love on the ground |Father|
But it doesn't matter cause I've made it up forgive me now |Mother|
Everyday I spend away my souls inside out |Sister|
Gotta be someway that I can make it up to you now, somehow |Brother|
By now you'd know that I'd come for you |Step-Parent|
No one but you, yes I'd come for you |Step-Brother|
But only if you told me to |Step-Sister|
And I'd fight for you |Aunt|
I'd lie, it's true |Uncle|
Give my life for you |Cousin|
You know I'd always come for you |Others-Specify|[/left][/size]
Hey, Monistat.
What's up, Vagisil?[/color][/size]
I ain't callin' for a close-up |Unofficial Twin/Better Half|
No clubs, no cars, bitches with the nose jobs |Almost Family|
No dubs, no stars |Best Friends|
I'm 'a do it how I always have |Close Friends|
Whiskey in a 40 bag |Good Friends|
Pissin' in the alleyway out back where the party's at |Childhood Friends|
I'm 'a spend it on a new whip, new hat, new kicks |Party Friends|
Bitches with the huge tits, new gat, new slips |New/Just Met|
I'm 'a do it how I always do |Acquaintance|
Sleep until the break of noon |Average|
Wakin' just to make it through another night of shakin' you |Secret Friends|
I mean what can I say |Friend by Association|
Three babies in the backseat singin' to you |Partners in Crime|
Hey Dj, won't you play that song for me |Fake Friend|
And turn it up on your radio|Enemies Turned Friends|
I got 200 seconds and I'm ready to go |On and Off Friend|
I ain't signin' on a new lease |Confidant|
No cooks, no keys |Protective of Me|
Models with the nose bleeds |Protective of You|
White lace, gold beads |Study Buddy|
I'm 'a run it like a marathon |Roommate|
Party 'til I'm 50 |Mixed Feelings-Friend|
Wake up on my parent's |Shopping Buddy|
Them cops still out to get me|Bad Influence/Good Influence|
And I ain't sippin' on a mixed drink, pinkie out, lips pink |Drinking Buddy|
Talkin' to a rich skank filled up like a sperm bank |Mentor|
I'm 'a go where I always go|First Name Basis|
Drinks are on the house |Family Friend|
Whiskey's on the rocks while your sister's on my mouth |Myspace/Facebook|[/right][/size]
You're lime green jello
And you can't even admit it to yourself [/color][/size]
Black dress with the tights underneath |Hardcore|
I got the breath of the last cigarette on my teeth |Average|
And she's an actress |Annoyance|
But she ain't got no need |You Dislike Me|
She's got money from her parents in a trust fund back east |I Dislike You|
T-t-t-tongues always pressed to your cheeks |Dislike Each Other|
While my tongue is on the inside of some other girls teeth |Rival|
I've got a reason now to bury this alive |Jealous of Me|
T-tell your boyfriend if he says hes got beef |Jealous of You|
That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't f*cking scared of him |Jealous of Each Other|
She wants to touch me |Hate|
She wants to love me |Secret Hatred|
She'll never leave me |Secret Dislike|
Don't trust a ho |You Don't Trust Me|
Never trust a ho |I Don't Trust You|
Won't trust a ho |Don't Trust Each Other|
'Cause a hoe won't trust me |Fake Enemy|
Shush girl shut your lips |Toleration|
Do the Hellen Keller |Enemy By Association|
Talk with your hips |Friend Turned Enemy|
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It smells like Thai food in here.
Have you guys been fucking?[/color][/size]
So the story goes on down |Ex On Good Terms|
The less traveled road |Ex On Bad Terms|
It's a variation on |Cheated on Me|
The one I was told |Cheated on You|
And although it's not the same |Mixed Feelings-Love|
It's awful close, yeah |Shameless Flirting|
In an ordinary fairy tale land |Lust|
There's a promise of a perfect happy end |Crush on Me|
And I imagine having just short of that |Crush on You|
Is better than nothing |Mutual Crush|
So you'll be mine |Secret Crush on Me|
Forever and almost always |Secret Crush on You|
And I'll be fine |Secret Mutual Crush|
Just love me when you can |Secretly Dating|
And I'll wait patiently |One Night Stand|
I'll wake up every day |Friends with Benefits|
Just hoping that you still care |Enemies with Benefits|
In the corner of my mind I know too well |Fuck Buddies|
Oh that surely even I deserve the best |Sexual tension|
But instead of leaving |On and Off|
I just put the issue to bed |Past Fling|
And outta my head |Current Fling|
Oh and just when I believe |Future Fling|
You've changed for good |In Love|
Well you go and prove me wrong |True Love|
Just like I knew you would |Soulmate|
When I run out of second chances |Current Boyfriend/Girlfriend|
You give me that look |Future Boyfriend/Girlfriend|
And you're off the hook |Final|[/right][/size]
Phrase at the top of each section are from the awesome movie Jennifer's Body. All Lyrics Taken From The Following Songs and Artists:: I'd Come For You by Nickelback, Richman by 3oh!3, Don't Trust Me by 3oh!3, and Forever & Almost Always by Kate Voegele. Do Not Steal. It took me an extremely long time to make this. It belongs to me, WHITNEY E.H.! I have minions little crazy brain eating ones who do whatever i tell them to. Don't make me tell them to attack you. If you ask nicely and promise to leave this up there, I will let you use it.
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